Metaphysics Can’t Save the Interstellar Era, But Ruthless Netizens Can

Title: 玄學救不了星際，但缺德網友可以

Author: 兩個聲音 (Two Voices)

Status: Completed

Last Updated: 2026-04-19

Latest Chapter: Main Text Chapter 44

Synopsis:

A Buddhist Yet Courageous Heroine VS A Cold Yet Repressedly Passionate Hero

Lin Zhu, a laid-back mortuary worker, lived by the creed: it’s good to be alive; dying is fine, too.
On the day she traversed to the interstellar battlefield, she was reciting a death mantra for an old lady. The moment she opened her eyes, a massive army of insectoids was advancing. She stood on scorched, foul-smelling earth—and retched up the braised pork she’d eaten last week.
Just as she was about to be devoured by a hideous giant bug, her life philosophy collapsed in an instant: being alive is wonderful, dying is not an option!!!

In the face of death, she activated the [Homeland Livestream System].
System: Only streaming, no emergencies. If you die, that’s your problem. If you go viral, that’s my accomplishment.
Netizens: Holy crap, streamer, you’ve transmigrated! Quick, try out the bug’s bite for us.
Lin Zhu: …Are you people even human?

The cold-faced General Rhine descended from the sky and pulled her from under the jaws of the insectoid. Silver-white mecha, porcelain-pale skin—he looked at her as one would a puddle of unsightly mud.
Netizens: Damn, he’s insanely hot!!! Streamer, hurry up and ask if he’s single!!!
Lin Zhu: …

She had to admit… the man was captivating, but she dared not…

According to Federation law, anyone of unknown origin must undergo a spiritual power assessment. The result: zero.
By law, extermination.

Lin Zhu lay in the testing pod, waiting to be dispatched, but in the end, Rhine traded his life for hers and let her live…

There was no way Lin Zhu could owe such a massive debt. Talking a mile a minute, she drew on her mortuary skills and pulled him out of the pod, but his spinal nerves were severely damaged—he was left crippled.

Netizens: …Wait, what kind of twist is this? Why did he save her? Streamer, when did you seduce a man to this extent???

She had no idea.

Later, the entire Interstellar Federation knew: don’t provoke that woman from Earth, for she has 1.4 billion “sovereigns” at her back—as well as a cold-faced, indescribably handsome general.

Someone once asked Rhine: Why are you so good to her?
Rhine replied softly, “She was the first to see me—not thinking how I should die, but rather how I could look dignified after death.”

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What kind of reason is that? Rhine, tell me, is that a reason??? Come on, let’s talk this out???

Main Characters: Lin Zhu, Rhine (from Lin Zhu’s perspective)